So- I was working a banquet at a golf course part time- and this past Saturday I worked a 50th birthday party- it was a great party, a big group of Jamaicans- sweet as pie-

They brought their own food- Jamaican style!!

As everyone had loaded up their plates of food, I noticed a gentleman loading up a second plate.  He walked it over to me and told me to eat……so sweet…..invited me to share in the food.  He sat across from me at the bar so I had to eat.

He told me I was eating blackened chicken, fish with peppers and onions, and curried GOAT.

I just did not dare tell him that I am trying to eat vegetarian-  I did not want to insult him…………..

Curried GOAT- I ate a goat………I ate a goat-  I ate  a goat- I ate a goat-

I ate a goat- I ate a goat- I ate a goat- I ate a goat-

I can’t even tell you that it tasted like chicken because it didn’t-

I ate a goat- I ate a goat- I ate a goat-  I ate a goat-

EWWWWWWWWWW!

CHOW! ( but not a goat)