There are things I didn’t know even existed, then I found out they really do exist and that is when I decided I HAVE to have them.  You know what I am talking about.  I am talking about that store.  That store that is full of useless but I must have gadgets.  That store that I have actually been banned from by the one who thinks he is the better of us two halves.  The one who doesn’t allow me to walk into Bed Bath and Beyond.  The one who had a weak moment and gave into my wishes.  The one who made a big mistake.  He let me in.  Now I just have to have…….

I have to have this pink piggy spatula. (It will go with the Egghead one I already own.)

Who wouldn’t want ice cubes shaped like little octopus?

I must have this parrot sitting on my table holding my salt and pepper shakers……

…and of course then I have to have the matching parrot paper towel holder…

Now I can never make bacon at home again unless I have this piggy bacon tray splatter thing (you know, all that bacon I make at home since becoming a vegetarian.)

And to go with that bacon, I need eggs.  What better way to scramble my eggs than to use this mini piggy whisk?

And who needs to use an oven mitt when you can use this cute little guy to pull something or other from the oven?

I mean there are rows and rows and rows of this stuff….

I left the store with one neck roll pillow and one very large wish list of useless gadgets.  Good thing they have a registry.  Who wants to buy me a piggy whisk for a my President’s Day registry?